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I love pirates because they have no concept on albeism. oh you have no leg? here have a peg leg. no hand?? well guess we gotta put a hook on that, give those sons of bitches a surprise. Blind in one eye, put an eyepatch on no one fucking cares, youre deaf??? go man the canons you glorious bastard.They dont care if youre disabled bcus as long as you can fuck shit up they literally dont fucking care.


Sherlock, Prince of 221B Denmark

To see, or not to see, that is the question:

Whether tis nobler of the mind to suffer

the slings and arrows of blatant ignorance

or to take arms against a sea of idiots

and by deducing know them: to see, to think

so clear; and by logic, to put an end

to heart-ache, and the weary unnatural shocks

that minds are heir to. Tis an intelligence

needing cultivation. To see, to think,

to think, and thus observe. Ay, that’s the key,

for in observing them, what lies you’ll see,

when you shuffle off their pitiful foils,

and lay them bare. That’s the trick that

makes calamity of such a gift.

For who would bear the whips and scorns of truth,

the daily dullness, the proud man’s deception,

the corrected grammar, the foolish ruse,

their utter transparency, the spurns my

superiority gives the unworthy,

when they themselves can not analyze their own lives

with such precision? Who would boredom bear,

the tedious simplicity of life,

without the drive of games and puzzles,

the mastermind and villain, from whose grasp

only the clever return, trying the will,

and makes the examined life worth living,

where those with wit and drive come out on top?

Thus concluding makes bastards of us all,

for those of us who think our way through life

can think our way out of humanity,

alienating those with lower IQ’s,

losing regard, accused of heartlessness,

emotionless, hard to love. I’m alone,

for alone I live. In death I make a life,

and do not remember sins.



-Decided this would be a wonderful crossover. Someday I hope to finish the whole play. But for now, here is the soliloquy. 

Time to bring this back!


Kawaii! These little kitties aren’t just unbelievably cute, they’re also edible. They’re made by a Japanese mom named Caroline for Neko no Hi or Cat Day, which takes place each year on February 22nd.

Cat-shaped treats seem like a wonderful way to celebrate how much you like your feline friends. These treats are cat-shaped nerikiri, which is “a traditional Japanese sweet made by mixing shiro-an (sweetened white bean paste) with gyuhi (made of glutinous rice, similar to mochi but softer).” Caroline sculpts her nerikiri cats and kittens into various sizes and poses and then uses edible dyes to add distinguishing markings and fine details. She even makes little accessories for them, like tea sets and pillows for extra-comfy lounging.

Based on the effort that goes into making these sweets, it seems likely that Caroline’s family probably has at least one real life cat of their own and we’re guessing it leads a wonderfully spoiled life.

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